Today's smalltalk is about fat kids... with me (-C-) and today's guest is ... THE MILKMAN!!!! ... what? well I couldn't afford anyone good... well he's funny too you piece a shit.... okay 3... 2... 1... RANT!
C: Hey Milky you know what's really annoying?
M: ... i guess not...
C: when little fat kids cry because they didn't get all they wanted (they didn't get a big bucket o' fries instead of a medium bucket.... and the hamburger has to little ketchup on it...) tsk
M: why did you drag me into this crap? I'm going to the work in 5:00 am, I'm outta here!!
C: whatever Cowfucker, you're just "jeaueollys".... you know how to spell muthafucker!!
C: okay it's only me here know so we are presenting (why do I say we?) This months prices directly...
Best Ranter: Foamy The Squirell!!
C: wtf? I'm a ranter to you know!!
Best Music Maker: GoreBastard
C: okay I'm runnig outta letters so Ill let you imagine the rest...

Good night!